作者說:
本文是第一部小說的,其中一篇文章
會議
在聯(lián)軍的強大攻勢下,這個不體貼下情的國王華宇連續(xù)敗北,當(dāng)打不過提出到三山談判,我并全線停火,雙方不許有沖突,飛到三山,準(zhǔn)備,并請了,軍隊代表各國及當(dāng)?shù)孛癖姶韰⑴c談判
三山庵即三座山,象征星球上的國王官員,人民三個階級自前朝以來,已經(jīng)成為和平的象征,三山談判有助于保證星球的發(fā)展
人們陸續(xù)到場
在422室的主持之下,由我代表各國人民華語代表,鳳凰國政府面對面坐在長桌旁,我勸他對人民好一點,作為兄弟國會承認(rèn)本國地位,保護(hù)其主權(quán),華宇態(tài)度強硬,舉起槍對我說:“猛將將助戰(zhàn)我國此星,最終還是我的天下”為避免沖突,我提議休會十分鐘,代表們說會議必須進(jìn)行,不許休會,好在422是說明事理,大會得以暫休
消費時有代表問我為何暫停會議?我說:“此人乃定積分也,我必須智取公道”他們?nèi)粲兴嫉赝巳チ?,我讓大將軍帶些人把那幾位失足朋友送去教育改?br/>
十分鐘后,大會繼續(xù)召開,我對華宇說,那些將軍已經(jīng)投誠,勸他也趕快投誠。華宇說:“大王,不過離我僅三米遠(yuǎn),我開一槍天下就是我的大王國,一個星球20多億人口,也救不了你”
“都進(jìn)來吧!”一個代表大叔說:“會議不能私密進(jìn)行,應(yīng)全球直播,抄家伙”200多位記者沖了進(jìn)來,整個三樓都架上了機子?!耙埠谩比A宇說:“看一看我們這位偉大的國王——一個外星人是如何被一個村民殺掉的”吵鬧不可避免
“華宇不得人心,僵尸兄下去干他”幾個僵尸狂叫著要下去吃他?!艾F(xiàn)在直接了結(jié)了他,拉弓”幾百人舉起了弓“同志們,準(zhǔn)備凌遲”幾百人舉起了刀,記者們也從錢包里掏出錢,準(zhǔn)備砸他
三山頂上的大火燒起大會已經(jīng)亂了套,代表們的叫罵聲,一浪高過一浪,記者們也很生氣,有幾個錢幣丟了下來,把一個衛(wèi)兵的手臂都砸腫了,更多的錢幣掉落,迫不得已,我扔了個大盾牌,在華宇身后
先生們,請冷靜。422式說:“我建議收監(jiān)華宇擇日擇時審理”會場沉默不到一分鐘,又吼開了:“大會開不完,誰也別想出大廳?請國王讓人移走盾牌,國法保護(hù)人權(quán),華宇不是東西,不必保護(hù)他”諾爾代表說:“同意,誰要想出必須是死后讓人抬出去”K金,瀚微,地下,太平洋,等好幾個國的代表說。衛(wèi)兵已經(jīng)被迫關(guān)了門
會議又在怒吼聲中連續(xù)開了兩天,在場的5000多位代表,200多位記者,還有我和華宇,在50多個小時的怒吼中都瘦了一圈,這兩天除了吼叫,沒有任何成績。代表中有些都暈倒了,還輕省點的代表提議去水火攻,直接讓當(dāng)?shù)厝嗣袢ヅ行蹋仓荒苓@樣了。422是好不容易叫醒了衛(wèi)兵開門,幾十個醫(yī)生和幾百個軍事沖進(jìn)來,把人都服出去,兩個軍事把暈倒的華語推上了警車,我也要好好休息一下,沒走幾步就倒了,是一個軍士,把我背進(jìn)旅店的
幾天后,我和新來的代表一起去水火宮結(jié)案,大公司很負(fù)責(zé),但法官也很公正,有代表提議,扔到其他的星球上去,但作為一個犯人不值得,但當(dāng)?shù)厝嗣癫涣糁?,再沒有多少槍支的情況下,這些刑法太野蠻,進(jìn)行。。的話,我還要親眼見著,特別的反胃,但是我必須看,我請大法官無限制地把他關(guān)起來,他認(rèn)為這也不太好,但大法官也不愛。。。也只好這樣了,代表們硬著頭皮同意了
公訴人讀了明降,華宇服法,不甘心的,他向我連開三槍,還好我多穿了一件鉆石甲,只是胸口疼了一小會兒
我撿起那三個藍(lán)色的小東西:“玩具槍嗎?”
最后的結(jié)果可想而知
英文版
Theauthorsaid:
Thisarticleisthefirstnovel,oneofwhichisanarticle
Meeting
Underthestrongoffensiveofthecoalitionforces,HuaYu,theunconsiderateking,lostcontinuously.Whenhecouldnotbringforwardthethreemountainsnegotiations,Iwouldnotceasefireallovertheline,andthetwosideswouldnothaveconflicts,flytothethreemountains,prepare,andinvitethearmytoparticipateinthenegotiationsonbehalfofallcountriesandrepresentativesofthelocalpeople.
Sanshannunneryisthreemountains,symbolizingthekingandofficialoftheplanet,andthethreeclassesofthepeoplehavebecomesymbolsofpeacesincethepreviousdynasty.Thenegotiationofthethreemountainshashelpedtoensurethedevelopmentoftheplanet.
Peoplearecomingtothesceneoneafteranother.
Undertheaegisofroom422,onbehalfoftheChineselanguagerepresentativesofallcountries,thePhoenixgovernmentsatfacetofaceatthelongtable.Iadvisedhimtobenicetothepeople.AsabrotherCongress,herecognizedhiscountry'sstatusandprotecteditssovereignty.HuaYutookatoughattitudeandraisedhisgunandsaidtome,“thefiercewillhelpfightthisstarofourcountry,andfinallymyworld.“inordertoavoidconflict,Iproposetoadjournfortenminutes.Thedelegatessaidthatthemeetingmustbeheldandthatthemeetingmustnotbeadjourned.Fortunately,422isreasonableandtheGeneralAssemblycantakeabreakforawhile.
WhenIwasconsuming,somerepresentativesaskedmewhythemeetinghadbeensuspended.Isaid,“Ihavetobefair,“Isaid.“theyretreatedthoughtfully,andIaskedthegeneraltotakesomepeopletosendthosefriendstoeducationandreform.“
Tenminuteslater,themeetingcontinued,andIsaidtoHuaYuthatthegeneralshadsurrenderedandadvisedhimtodosoassoonaspossible.HuaYusaid:“King,butonlythreemetersfromme,Ishottheworldismygreatkingdom,aplanetofmorethan2billionpeople,cannotsaveyou.“
“comeonin!“Onerepresentativeunclesaid:“themeetingcannotbeheldprivately,shouldbebroadcastliveallovertheworld,copytheguy“morethan200reportersrushedin,thewholethirdfloorwasontheplane.“good,“HuaYusaid.“itisinevitabletotakealookathowourgreatking,analien,waskilledbyavillager.“
“HuaYuisunpopular,brotherzombiegoesdowntodohim,“severalzombiesyelledtogodownandeathim.“nowjustfinishhim,pullthebow,“hundredsofpeopleraisedthebow,“comrades,readytobelate.“hundredsofpeopleraisedknives,andreporterstookoutmoneyfromtheirwalletsandwerereadytohithim.
Thefireonthetopofthethirdmountainhadalreadysetupamessofthemeeting,andthedeputiesyelledateachother,andthereporterswerealsoveryangry.Afewcoinswerethrowndown,thearmsofaguardwereswollen,andmorecoinsweredropped.Asalastresort,IthrewabigshieldbehindHuaYu.
Gentlemen,pleasecalmdown.422stylesaid:“IsuggestthatHuayuchoosethedaytotry,“thevenuewassilentforlessthanaminute,androared:“themeetingwillnotbeover,andnoonewillcomeoutofthehall.“Askthekingtoletpeopleremoveshields,nationallawtoprotecthumanrights,HuaYuisnotathing,donothavetoprotecthim,“agreedthatwhomustcomeupwiththeneedtobecarriedoutafterdeath,“saidKJin,Hanwei,underground,thePacificOcean,andsoon.Theguardshavebeenforcedtoclosethedoor
Themeetingopenedintheroarfortwodaysinarow.Morethan5000delegates,morethan200reporters,aswellasHuaYuandI,lostacircleintheroarofmorethan50hours.Thesetwodays,apartfromroaring,therewerenoachievements.Someofthedeputiesfainted,andsomeofthemproposedtoattackwaterandfireandletthelocalpeoplesentencedirectly,andthatwastheonlywaytodoso.422itwasdifficulttowakeuptheguardstoopenthedoor,dozensofdoctorsandhundredsofmilitaryrushedin,andallthepeopleweresubdued.ThetwotroopspushedthefaintedChineseintothepolicecar.Ialsohadagoodrest.Ifelldownwithinafewsteps.Itwasanon-commissionedofficerwhocarriedmeintothehotel.
Afewdayslater,IwenttotheWaterandFirePalacewiththenewrepresentativetoclosethecase.Thebigcompanywasresponsible,butthejudgewasalsoveryimpartial.Somerepresentativessuggestedthattheyshouldbethrownonotherplanets,butasaprisoner,itwasnotworthit,butthelocalpeopledidnotkeepher,andwithoutmanymoreguns,thesecriminallawsweretoosavageandcarriedout.Ifso,Iwouldliketoseeitwithmyowneyes,butImustseethatIaskedtheJusticetolockhimupwithoutrestriction.Hethoughtitwasnotverygood,buttheChancellordidnotlikeiteither.Ithadtobelikethis,andthedelegatesagreed.
TheprosecutorreadMingjiang,HuaYutookthelaw,unwilling,hefiredatmethreetimesinarow,fortunatelyIworeanextradiamondarmour,butmychesthurtforalittlewhile.?
Ipickedupthethreelittlebluethings:“Toygun?“
Thefinalresultcanbeimagined.
這個是我初三的水平